Top 10 Things That People In Front Of You In Checkout Lines Say:
1. "Wait! I have a coupon somewhere at the bottom of my purse."

2. "Oh damn! I left my cheque book out in the car."

3. "Isn't that funny? None of the things I picked up had prices on them."

4. "You mean this brand isn't on sale? Ooops! Let me run and get the right kind."

5. "I demand to speak with the manager!"

6. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to get rid of this sack of pennies."

7. "Hold on...my husband is bringing another cart cart...Where is he?... Hubert?!"

8. "Wait! Let me check that receipt-- all eight feet if it!"

9. "No. No. No. You've bagged these groceries all wrong. Let me show you the right way."

10. "Ooops! This 200-lb. bag of dog food has a hole in it. Here, you sweep the crumbles off the counter and I'll go see if I can carry another bag over."

 

 

The best is when they use a Welfare check to buy food and then there husband or wife is behind them buying a Case of Budweiser and a carton of winstons with cash.

 

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this is for the one buying beer@cigarettes

 

Happens all the DAMN time