It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5.. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY




1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

 

Now thats the truth.

 

Well, you could either do that list or be hung like a horse. I don't do the list

 

It's a lot easier being a guy and staying happy. Women are just TOO DEMANDING. That's why we have trucks to work on and garages to work on them in. (When we fail to remember one little item on that long list of things to try to remember.) Wifey when I forget an item # But that about sums it up.

 

WHATEVER

 

 

sounds easy enough.

 

That's a good one

Maybe that's the problem? My daughter and grand daughter currently live in my (now enclosed) garage



I think we hit a nerve