When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned! .

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ****.

 

big ***** are nice fat *** too

 

a nice ***, a job and doesn't speak a word of english

 

a wheelborrow full of **** and just enough *** to hold yer nuts up outa the sand

 

ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahah thats f!#$in awsome!

 

Arent we all??...

 

What's everybody got Hooter avi's now? Looks like Whits is the biggest. He wins the prize, a fun filled camping trip with a member of his choice. Except for me, I'm not in this competition.

 

Is that cause you already went on the first trip ???....


...Im not sure where the new avatars came from....

 

I LOVE big *******