Most of us here are pretty alright in the head, but just a friendly reminder from everybody's favorite peace loving Sensei....

Please use your brains this 4th of July.

I just "first responded" to my neighbor's 9 year old son because he blew three fingers off his left hand with a pack of Mexican firecrackers......

 

i have to get me some fireworks for tomorrow. but yes becareful out there folks...dont get to wasted and let the kids get a lit cig and some bottle rockets

 

ya and dont do what i did a couple years ago, i set off a line of fire crackers near the cows and sent them into a stampede they went through the fence and into the corn feid

 

No fireworks for me this yr. Can't afford em. We had one helluva show here a few yrs ago. Between me and two friends had over $3k in mortars and repeaters (it was buy one get one ).

It was all fine and dandy till my drunk cousin started shootin bottle rockets at the unwrapped pile of mortar rounds. Have another one retart

 

remember if the kids want to go swimming keep your eyes on them sitting here listening to my fire pager and there was a 3 year old drowned already this morning at the public beach. So be safe and look after each other HAPPY 4TH to all

 

dont forget when you shot yourself with the roman candle a few years ago...


It wasnt his fault, he had the end that ya light pointed away from him and it backfired and hit him right in the ribs...i was laughing my *** off

 

ya that was a good one to

 

if i see ANYTHING flying through the air and burning you can gaurantee i wont be standing around very long.......

 

Aren't fireworks one of nature's ways of culling the stupid?

 

Who needs fire works when you have 2 liter bottles filled full of oxy-acetylene?