Why is it that women ask "does this make my butt look big"?
Like we can actually answer that with the truth?

 

Why is it when your in a hurry you cant find your sunglasses or phone anywhere but when you get back you realize they are in your pocket and on your head (maybe this one is just me LOL)

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Why is it when women get drunk and get sick they expect you to hold their hair back but when it happens to you they wont hold your beer?

 

Why is it every time I'm in a hurry on the road, I get stuck behind a slow car?

 

why is when I have time I don't have the money and when I have money I don't have the time!

 

Why does the price of diesel get cheaper the day after I fill up??

 

When you get hot stuff on your fingers you put them in your mouth?

 

why is it that you can be following like 18 other cars in traffic and the behind you is ridin your *** and acting like he's going to pass?

 

Why is it that when you are just about to get to sleep your wife Dumb **** cat starts meowing?

 

Why is it usually the best at dishing it out are the worst at taking it?

 

why is it i get called when others need help and i go help them but when i need help and call others they get all pissed off and don't have the time to help me.....