logan, i hear ya bubba army here!

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ever see a emt head and neck board, now think of that with a piece of burlap over your whole face. put them on the board and leave them on it for ten hours. then come back and run a hose on the head for 30 sec. every now and them hit them with a cattle stinger. something like a stun gun x20 and play loud music and set off fire works every 5 min for three or four days. then repeat as needed. see the stun gun make you take a nice deep breath even when the hose is on. it looks alot like a bug bite

 

Hey, the Marine said the average person lasts 14-sec. I don't doubt him.