UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car
to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 

 

 

A classic....

 

dang that sounds like a cheap thrill.............I may hafta head to wallmart and try that

 

Someone may think your being attacked by a snake and start smacking it with a shovel.

 

when they see my long ball sack they will prolly scream and run anyway

 

 

haha.. i read this somewhere!....haha....

i member one time i went to the doctors.... and i had on a pair of jeans that were tight..and all underwear show threw them...so i skiped out on the undies.... and.......she had to xray my chest....and i had to be butnaked under my gown.... i told her to hang on..and i ran out to the waiting room got my fiance to come take his underware off....so i could have underware......

well.. when i got to the xray room...she looked at me and pointed at my underware...and i said " yea word of advice from someone who knows...always wear underware to the doctors"


haha...