Granted, but your career is in the portapotty buis.....

I wish i had an oscar meyor weiner...

Granted, but its covered in pig shit...

I wish the Constitution meant something nowadays...

Granted, but it meaning is completely different to each person.

I wish a big truck blowing tons of smoke didn't draw so much police attention.:police:

Granted but you have to host the policeman's ball every year at your house.

I wish that the Federal Reserve was never created.

Granted, but every bank in the US was nationalized...

I wish women weren't such teases.

Granted, but they are all fat and butt ugly

I wish my shocks would change them selves

Granted but they put themselves on wrong...and tear up

I i wish people would mind their own bissness (sp?):madd:

Granted but don't get all emotional when noone asks "how ya doin?" ... Nada nothin'

I wish it was the 80's again ...

granted, but youre only 5 years old and too young to enjoy it

I wish everyone on here would PM bosslady askin her HOW ARE YOU DOING LITTLE LADY

Granted.. but I dont reply to anyone :tttt:

I wish everyone on here would refer to mike and "mr. gayford"