granted, but Your nurse is a 500 pound guy that sweats non stop..

I wish we were getting snow instead of all this rain.

granted, but it started snowing while you were at work and you're snowed in at work

I wish Zach was home already

Granted, but you have to leave him home while you head out of town


I wish we stopped bailing out all the deadbeat companies

granted, but now they legalized all the illegals


I wish our dogs weren't allegric to EVERYTHING:argh:

Granted, but now they poop in the house even more



I wish my lasagna would warm up already.

Granted. Only the cheese was left in the microwave too long and has gone thermonuclear.


I wish I had a nuke.

Granted, but you must keep it in your room, and it's leaky...


I wish my truck had a 360 stroker motor.

granted but ur the one strokin not the motor.


i wish i had a man van (mega cab)

Granted, but all you ended up with is a man


I wish people tried harder on get rich quick schemes

Granted, but they all get rich at your expense.

I wish LOGANSTANFORTH was here so I could make fun of him to his face and watch him cry...

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