Granted, but you'll never be a stallion.


I wish I had a dozen roses.

 

Granted, but they're dead and dried up

I wish it wasn't cold out

 

granted, but you can't go out because of your allergies.

I wish I could get a 4 day work week.

 

granted, but due to switching to metric, our current 7 day week works out to 4 neatly.
I wish I had the cash to invest into some of my "inventions"

 

Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I had my mortgage paid off.

 

Granted. Oh by the way your house has termites.


I wish that I could go to the Land of the little people.

 

Granted, but there pigmies and they will eat you.

i want a hunting cabin

 

Granted. The next time you go hunting the cabin will slowly work its way towards you until it is in range. Then, carefull not to make a sound it will raise its rifle drawing a bead square in the middle of your back and then...

I wish I knew who put the turd in the toilet.

 

Granted, but then they put the turd under the pillow


I wish I had some edible lasagna right now that I could eat and not have anybody ruin for me.

 

Granted ,but it would be too hot and you would get third degree burns in your mouth

I wish i had a 600 HP Duramax as my daily driver