granted, but its already been chewed.
I wish i knew why BOSSLADY just donated me all of her casino money. 111,xxx

granted, she got in touch with her hot gf from pakistan and doesnt care about anything anymore.

i wish i had another bottle of turkey 101

granted...but if i tell you...ill have to kill you

i wish i had a full bottle of jack old no 7 that is drinkable and i have it all to myself
(shots anyone?)

granted, but you cant get the cap off cause its sealed on with ungodly seal strength.

i wish my truck wasnt broke.

granted, but it gets stolen tonight.

I wish i could not work and still get paid

granted, you get paid in pesos.

i wish my truck got stolen tonight, then i would be rid of its troubles

Granted but they find it and a dead hooker in the back and "stains" in the seat

i wish diesel bombers was the best:w2:

granted, but they dont pay us to come here

i wish i would get off my arse and go buy more booze...

granted but its rely yack piss

i wish i had a job

granted all the illegals took em :(

i wish i had some yack piss :(