Granted. But you also turn into a texan and your IQ drops 30 points.



I wish my truck could fly.

Granted, but its goin down in the Hudson.

I wish i could do what my dogs doin on the couch right now !

granted but you have a cramp and bite it off



I wish my fuel tank was never empty

Granted, but you have to pay outta pocket at each fill up

I wish it would never be above or below 70 degrees outside

granted, but it will always start raining when you go outside.

I wish for a day where everything goes right.

Granted, but the next day it gets worse than before'

I wish i could stop stop going to the casino on here every time i get enough $$ to make one bet.

granted. but once you get enuff money for 2 bets....you lose all of it again...

I wish when i get pregnant that i have a beautiful healthy baby girl

Granted, but its your brothers baby too. LOL
I wish i could stop picking on you Dana. :tttt:

Granted, but you will miss me mike ( btw i dont have a brother)

i wish i had a hot girlfriend.. 5'5 dark hair light eyes about 140 lbs bra size c cup with a small round bottom..... to replace my husband:tttt:

granted, but she lives in pakistan.

i wish i had a can of cope.