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Granted. Since your gay and have a lisp and meant to say rocket it will explode in 7 seconds


I wish I could be the little boy in bow2no1's avatar

 

Granted: but he dies yesterday in a car crash...

wish i was born as a hot girl and a lesbian with other hot girls.. free of all STD's

 

Granted, you're now a hot lesbian girl and you have all the free STD's.

I wish I could have a really good pizza right now!

 

Granted: but you have but it's in italy.... hurry you only have 30 minutes or less

i wish i wasn't the only worlds tallest midget

 

Granted.............You are the ONLY midget

I wish there was more money at the end of the month and more time at the end of the work day

 

Granted: you win the lottery....5,300,000... but the mob wants to be paid back for loans 5,299,999

I wish DB was the best diesel site on the net..

 

Granted. But then it grows until it becomes the best site on the internet and soon becomes uberpowerful causing DM, in a haze of Batmania, to go insane and try TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


I wish I could be so cool in a pair of tights.

 

Granted, but you now you have the uncontrollable urge to screw everything that moves... hope you don't have any guinea pigs


i WISH, the new fast and furious movie was out

 

Granted, but Vin Diesel finds ever more ways to be cheesier and rices out a Cummins

I wish that all the good girls didn't have so many barriers up cause of all the tools that hit on them

 

Granted, but they still won't get you the time of day


I wish I could drive the first diesel truck on the moon.