Granted, but you'll have to go to work at 4am on monday.

I wish I had girlfriend. (this is too easy)

 

granted but when you take her home you find out shes a dude

i wish i had more time to work on my truck

 

granted but you find out later its not your truck an it goes back to the org owner..

i wish i had a pet...

 

granted u get a pet rattle snake that escapes form its cage and takes ur house hostage

i wish 12vcummins96 would give me his engine once he puts his twins on

 

Granted, but as soon as you put it in, both turbos implode and the clutch disenegrates and you blow the head off

I wish i had a credit card to the snap on truck that i never had to pay

 

Wish granted but all the tools break and the snap on man doesn't warranty any of them.

I wish I had a 3rd gen dodge ram 2500 rclb with a cummins.

 

granted, but it doesnt come with a trans.
I WISH THAT THE UNION GROVE TRUCK PULLS WERENT RAINED OUT!!!!!!!!

 

granted but you are pulled over on the way there an falsely accused and charged of driving under the influence an were incarcerated in the drunk tank with BUBBA and the one they call JACKHAMMER your truck was impounded by a redneck hating, no sex gettin, woke up in the middle of the night .. tow truck driver. who "forgets" to lower his boom an sticks it through your windshield.

i wish to become independantly wealthy to purchase both danica patrick an a large barn in the middle of nowhere filled with cummins parts trucks and various accessories.

 

Granted, but you're here:


I wish it was winter already.

 

well dag on ive always wanted my own island...."general" huanity an its lack of common sense have always gotten to me... ill build me a sled an all of db is invited!!!! an danica can be the queen of crusty critter country!!!!