Robin Williams For President
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Robin Williams For President
I just saw this over on Idaho Bombers Forum and thought it should be shared with everybody.
>Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.
>
>
>You gotta love Robin Williams......
>Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
>plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
>message.
>
>Robin Williams' plan...
>(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
>peace. So, here's one plan."
>
>1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will
>never "interfere" again.
>
>2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't
>want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one
>allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
>3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
>They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
>4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
>unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
>here. Asylum would never be available
>to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>6) The US will make a strong effort
>to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
>nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil
>in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a w hile .
>
>7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
>not "int erfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
>or given
>to the army. The people who need
>it most get very little, if anything.
>
>9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
>the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
>saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a
>baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
>If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
>amazed, DELETE it!!
>Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.
>
>
>You gotta love Robin Williams......
>Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
>plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
>message.
>
>Robin Williams' plan...
>(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
>peace. So, here's one plan."
>
>1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will
>never "interfere" again.
>
>2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't
>want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one
>allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
>3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
>They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
>4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
>unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
>here. Asylum would never be available
>to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>6) The US will make a strong effort
>to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
>nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil
>in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a w hile .
>
>7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
>not "int erfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
>or given
>to the army. The people who need
>it most get very little, if anything.
>
>9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
>the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
>saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a
>baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
>If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
>amazed, DELETE it!!
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