A young woman in Bridgeport, Ct was so depressed that she decidedto end her life by throwing herself into Long Island Sound.
She went down to Seaside Park and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, in
the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and some fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the Captain. 'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get
food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'
'He certainly is,' the Captain said. 'This is the Port Jefferson Ferry

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and by the way for you out of staters. port jefferson is on long island and there is a ferry that goes back and forth everyday from conn. to LI (ny)

 

An oldey, but goody.