NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
You of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
Moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
Unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
Before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
Prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
The urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
Lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
You of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
Moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
Unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
Before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
Prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
The urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
Lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
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