Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"

 

LMAO.....Thanks bow....that was a hoot man!!!

 

Now this is where a good joke teller would fire off another one, but I'm one of those who forgets every joke 10 minutes later:rolleyes:

 

hhhhmmmm....stop drinkin the Amsoil.

 

A blonde buys a Pepsi...opens the cap and takes a look...twists it back on. She does this about three times before her friends asked what she was doing. Blonde replys, "I said to play again."

 

If only we had a beverage to sell.
Maybe I'll suggest that....come out with their own brew