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Old 04-12-2007, 06:43 PM
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Drink Up...

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s***.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
 
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:55 PM
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:56 PM
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i love that.....
 
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:24 PM
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LOL i can't wait to tell the guys down to the gym
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:07 AM
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Drink More Beer!!!
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 11:28 AM
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And yet more logic from our very own Johnny
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitmore
And yet more logic from our very own Johnny
LMAO...yeah, Johnny is our resident philosopher...
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:44 PM
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meh i dunno guys. i think GRI's got me creamed on the philosophy.
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:45 PM
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ya got a point there.....you two should get an apartment together...
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:47 PM
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uh.... i uh can't even imagine nor express how uh interesting that adventure would be.

i don't think there'd be room for me anyway wut with all the jmalone posters and shrines.
 



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