I've got homecoming coming up at my school here in a couple weeks and I think I'm gonna ask out this girl I have a donkey that I might take to her house and leave a sign on it or something. can you guys think of something really clever to put on it? I kinda wanna play off the word *** cuz it's a donkey haha

 

I'm not going to touch this one.

 

Just ask her the old fashion way. Maybe take her out some where remote and have it set up before you go with a player or something.

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Sure you want to use a donkey?
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I don't think it's going to turn out good

 

I'll admit, it sounded a lot funnier when me and my buddies were joking about it, but you guys are right it'll probably make me look like an ***. No pun intended.

 

"Don't ride an ***, ride a man with some class"
I think that would work chicks dig people with animals and class.

 

Tell her that you think she has a great set of assets.