Things you hear on the CB radio when on the road.

Commode = come on
I aint got no panties on = shut up stupid
Scratching my ***** = ?
Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night Mid night cowboy = stupid

just a few
cliff

 

Course one everyone knows, but maybe not is Bears. That is a cop. Also a smokey is a cop.

 

Been hearin lots of dumba$$'$ lately?? I do have a question though, who the hell came up with commode?? I hate hearin it from the guys that use it at the end of every damn transmission!!

N the ones that just want to hear themselves talk stupid.

LOL, sometimes I dont miss driving.

 

I thought drivers quit using there cb's all together! I don't here much stuff and everytime I pass a driver there in there cell.

 

Most of'em have quit, there's still plenty of morons though. The thing that aggrevates me the most is roger beeps and people playin music. I pay $12 a month to be able to listen to whatever I want, I don't need to listen to yours!

 

The other thing that bugs the crap out of me, is talking to a guy with an echo mic and you can't understand a damn thing he says. But won't turn down the echo because he thinks it's cool.

 

There are several around here that still use them. I am sure there are a bunch that use the cell phone, but the radio is just quick and easy to use. Especially if you need to let a driver know to come over.

 

OHHH yeah, good buddy beeps (hehehe i just call it that **** them guys off) music players, retards with noise toys, and echo. I dont mind a little echo, but the key word is "LITTLE" N a guy thats just not a complete jerk off with noise toys. Noise toys r ok, but like everything else, in moderation, and tastefully.

 

Somehow the song "convoy" just entered my head.

 

Anybody seen any "Lot Lizards?"