Can't wash the dodge off of it, trust me i tried. I wanted to wash it up for diesel nationals and realized that there's no prize for worst of show. Rattle can paint job and a dented bumper just ain't takin the money

 

Justin,
Come park your Dodge right beside mine and you'll think you're driving a 12V golden chariot.

 

I'm wondering how I'm going to meet up with any bombers. We all need funny hats or something. Is there a bombers booth? At least someone rep'n in the parking lot

 

You'll recognize the Bombers: they'll all be dressed like Tom Cruise in that Risky Business movie. You didn't get the memo.

 

I didn't. Hope I see someone rocking a sticker or something. I'll be the 6'3" 250lbs. Guy wearing all black walking around with a hot lil momma in blonde hair. I wear black safety glasses. If you see me the password is taco

 

No, change your password because I invented the taco. Good idea to wear the black safety glasses.
I'm not going, just jacking with you and wasting time before I have to install a drag link.
They'd escort me and my rig off the property if I showed up. Have fun.

 

F-em. Take it out of the dodge and put it in anything else. Then its kool to them.