It is cool, and easy. I'm pretty sure my flight down there and back (your cost) will exceed the slowest, dumbest, one armed "mechanics" BILL.

 

Well heck. Now were back to square one. How can I change these from my couch with no money. Come on boy's, I know we can do it.

 

if you got some beer, have a friend come over and get-r-done

 

Hah, I'm the one they call.

 

Project for tomorrow......

 

But it still gets dark...he needs lights not a heater.

 

Get all new headlights

 

If you're stayin on the couch you don't need headlights, problem solved. Merry Christmas

 

See, now were makin progress here, keep the ideas comin. I know it can be done.

 

Politely ask your wife to do it. Best case scenario she does and you never had to move. Worst case scenario she goes and messes them up. At which point you should ask everyone to make a donation to the Uncle Bubba Foundation for Alcohol Abuse and drown your problems away. And pass out on your couch which you have not moved from the entire time. That's a win-win IMO.