Diesel Bombers

Diesel Bombers (https://www.dieselbombers.com/)
-   General Diesel Related (https://www.dieselbombers.com/general-diesel-related/)
-   -   What is the dumbest question someone asked you about your Truck? (https://www.dieselbombers.com/general-diesel-related/62664-what-dumbest-question-someone-asked-you-about-your-truck.html)

oneil250 08-23-2013 11:36 AM

While standing in front of my brothers 01 Cummins with the hood open. We were talking to this older guy with a southern accent about Cummins engines. He owns a 1992 Dodge Ram w/ Cummins himself. After half an hour discussing diesels, he turns and looks at mr bros engine and says: "Now tell me.... by chance, would this be a diieesel??":argh:

WestTexasOutlaw 10-22-2013 08:01 AM

as im looking at pics on the "diesel addicts" page on facebook (most of them rollin quite a bit a coal) and a couple city boys walk by...

them: looks like half those truck need an oil change...yea (others agreeing)

me:argh:

---AutoMerged DoublePost---


Originally Posted by bluedieselram (Post 705050)
i always told my mom that the upgrades iv done to my truck help it get better mileage

thats what i tell my wife...works every time!!!

---AutoMerged DoublePost---

[IMG][/IMG]

Originally Posted by 02LB7DURAMAX (Post 680096)
I haven't had a diesel all that long but the few I have are....."do you have a chip" or "why is it so loud?" because I like it that way, like most of you I have given up on drive thru's:argh:. Imo IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD.:lol88::lol88:

one of my favorite shirts

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cummins-T-shi...!Gg~~60_35.JPG

Keiff Hardcore 11-02-2013 06:55 PM

me-" its a mercedes turbo diesel"

idiot- "so its a diesel?"

me "no, it runs on jet fuel."

idiot- "ohh":argh:

on a side note, because my car woll occasionaly spurt out clouds of smoke, people dont really like being behind me.

angelic0- 11-02-2013 11:58 PM

Well... Jet-A1 is a good substitute for Diesel ;)

jrconsultid 11-03-2013 12:15 AM

Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard
 
Motorist: So, how many cylinders does your Cummins In-Line six have?
My reply: No more than six.:humm:

geddy's uncle 11-03-2013 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by jrconsultid (Post 1033293)
Motorist: So, how many cylinders does your Cummins In-Line six have?
My reply: No more than six.:humm:

next answer should be, like, 13 or 14 or more


(6 in the block, a master cylinder + 4 more wheel cylinders for the brakes, two to make the clutch work, an actuator for the exhaust brake.......how many others?)

Keiff Hardcore 11-03-2013 08:12 AM


Originally Posted by angelic0- (Post 1033292)
Well... Jet-A1 is a good substitute for Diesel ;)

it is. But the mercedes snobs have the "only use the recomended by MFG" doctrine so engranded into their heads that using anything but at the pump diesel is blasphemy. :argh:

geddy's uncle 11-03-2013 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by Keiff Hardcore (Post 1033324)
it is. But the mercedes snobs have the "only use the recomended by MFG" doctrine so engranded into their heads that using anything but at the pump diesel is blasphemy. :argh:


I may be guilty of vehicular profiling, but, I suspect that members of the Diesel-powered Mercedes demographic are not a very adventurous crowd. Picture the scenario: guy steps out of bounds....later on, turns in car for regular maintenance (at a Benz-shop, of course)...shop tech sends a small fuel sample off for analysis (maybe just out of lawyer-mediated general paranoia or *insert cheesy Hollywood German accent here* "az a maddah of prrrrrozeeedjah!") discerns jet fuel.... BADA-BING! warranty voided, in German....... annnnnd, who's he going to sell it to, later? Not back to the Benz dealership..... Carmax!!! Oh, the HORROR of having to associate with the rest of us riffraff....


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:27 AM.


© 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands