Gary is in the hospital !
 

Who in the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"





Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
- "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
- "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.





- "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"





- "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."





Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233, if you want to send him a card.

That's a gooder!

lol
Jazz about to get his first tattoo:tu: