Gary is in the hospital !
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07-26-2012, 05:22 PM
Gary is in the hospital !
Who in the hell is Gary ?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
- "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
- "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
- "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
- "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233, if you want to send him a card.
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
- "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
- "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
- "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
- "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233, if you want to send him a card.
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