My Computer is sooo Slow....
 

:clap: Akin to the Chuck Norris style thread awhile back:

My PC is so slow, if it was any slower I would be going backwards in time! :chained:

I had the same problem with my PC, I bought new in late 2001 or early 2002 a SONY VIAO, I bought a new DELL 4 months ago. It's a lot faster. I think it's time for you to buy a N E W PC:humm:

try a registry booster

Run Scan Disc
Install and run Ccleaner

Download and install the first 10 programs you find when you do a Google search for "Free AntiVirus Software Download". That'll fix you right up! :tu:

TweakNow RegCleaner will get rid of some junk.Upgrade the Ram.:humm:http://tweaknow.com/download/RegCleaner52.exe

delete temporary internet files, cookies, and history.

I find my computer runs slower than a starved clydesdale when it's updating protection software, which coincidently, happens to be what seems like ALL the F---ing time. It's gotten so bad that I manually set a time for it to update at a time when I know I'm not going to be on the computer, and then I always restart it afterwards. This has helped out tremendously... But when it's updating, MAN does it run slow! I'm also an insane multi-tasker which doesn't help.

My computer at work and also my laptop at home have both been running waaayyy sloooow as well its really gettin to me :argh: I have tried a few different things like deleting the temp internet files cookies ect. still just as slow as ever.

That's what I'm talkin about !! :jump:

I mean, my computer is so slow, if it was a car it would not be fast enough to get out of it's own way... :argh: