Who wants to babysit?
 

My son found diaper rash cream in his room and I caught him eating it and alot of it. I call poison control and they said " that brand is safe all it will do is act like a laxative". I'm really scared of what going to happen in the next hour or so. So if anyone wants to baby sit I will bring him over!

Holy white crap, Batman! Good luck with that. :pca1:

Reminds me of the time when fishing in Mexico, my Dad went to brush his teeth. It was dark already, he came out of the tent already brushing. He made a weird face and said WTF? He'd mistook the Desitin tube for the toothpaste tube. Said it took 2-days to get the taste out of his mouth.

hey bring him to arizona by the time you get here it will have done worked itself out :w2::scare2:

Bs I'll put him on a plane right now lol. This kid already poops like four times a day I really don't want to see what it will be like now.

For what he's gonna be doin, just put the news papers down, leave him a monster bottle of water to be sure he doesn't dehydrate and clean the whole thing up when he's done.:tu::moon: Or you could just use a cork.

Haha I already have him a sippy cup full of water! And I'm thinking of just taping him to the toilet lol.

take a copy of this thread and show him in 15 years...:w2:

Better yet I will publish it in his senior year book!

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Good news so far we are poop free and he's already in bed for the night. Now I will just hope it dosent hit at 2am.

It will. :scare2:

If it's gonna happen, it will in the middle of the night. Good Luck to ya:c: Glad to hear the little guy will be alright:tu: It's the mom were worried about now lol

heheheheheeee........shit fit

how is everything this morning did everything come out alright :w2:

oh this story HAS to end good!

If it hasn't come out yet then call the government, we got a new secret weapon. When it goes it's gonna take half the county with it with the pressure that's buidlin up behind that cork.:scare2::scare2::scare2:

Haha as far as I know he still hasn't pooped. He went to grandma and grandpas house last night. I had to go the the er and ended up with a pretty severe kidney infection. I'm hoping he gets it all out there lol but if he dosent I will be amazed that kid thinks about eating and he poops lol. But now he eats something that's supposed to make him poop and he dosent poop at all lol

please excuse any miss spelled words I'm on pain meds lol.

your kinda having a run of bad luck around there arent you :ouch:

Lol yea we are, I'm afraid to go anywhere or do anything. My husband will probably be next since he is at work with one hour of sleep and as a mechanic that's probably not the best thing lol.