i have yet to be breathalized surprisingly. i don't drink and all but still its pretty amazing.

It's even more fun heading to work at 2am. The only other cars on the road are drunks and cops. It didn't help that I was driving a lowered 70 Galaxie with an old flame and flat black paint job, or that I was usually moving at what they insisted was an excessive speed.
I used to live in Glendale, AZ in a gated apartment complex. What the brochure didn't say was that the gates were to keep the crime in. At least on a weekly basis there was a shooting there, but on the plus side I could watch the drive-in movies from my bedroom window.