I'll just say I'm sorry now
 

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Two blondes walked into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common? '
'It's not unusual.'

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' ' What? Because he's cross-eyed? 'No, because he's really heavy.'

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places.'
The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore.'

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The dog one got me. lol

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Oh my Herb :w2:

I seen a guy with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants, I asked if he knew about it and he said yea, it's driving me nuts ,

Sorry, it must be bad joke day, got that one off Earl

ha ha ha ha quit it i cant take it any more its driving me nuts:w2:

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