Begle1 |
12-01-2009 04:35 PM |
I'll give you $20 if you find me a female date within 40 miles of either 92624 or 92860 area codes who is between the age of 18 and 25.
(Funds to be transferred through PayPal. Begle1 does not consider a woman to be a "date" if she possesses a serious mental deficiency, a girth large enough to prevent me from properly shifting the manual transmission of my Tacoma when she is in the passanger seat, or if she is already comitted to a long term relationship. Begle1 is an equal opportunity dater and will date any woman regardless of her race, religion, politics, education or net worth. Begle1's payment offer extends to anyone, however Begle1's offer only extends up to the first five arranged dates recieved and consummated within a 1 year period from this posting, after which this offer is null and void. A single person or party may recieve multiple payments for multiple arranged dates, however there must be at least a three day period between arranged dates, and each date must be consumated in that three-day period for payment to be tendered. If a date is arranged but not consummated within 10 days despite Begle1's best intentions to do so, then Begle1 will assume somebody has attempted to play a trick on Begle1 and Begle1 is not expected to tender payment. Begle1 reserves the right to reject any arranged date for any reason, however it is deeply unlikely Begle1 would do so considering Begle1's borderline-manic desperation for feminine interaction. Prospective arranged dates may be emailed to Begle1@gmail.com or sent to Begle1 through DieselBombers private messages.)
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