im not married :yeah: haha only 16!

granted but the new computer is made in china :moon: and only last a day!
i wish i could go huntin more!

granted but the deer have the guns this time:guns:

I wish I was home instead of stuck on this island

Granted , but your water line sprung a leak while you were gone ; and all of your carpeting needs replaced . :dang: (true story really sucks it happend to me once:stupidme:)

I wish my truck was paid for so I could afford to get all of the MODS I want...:rocking:

granted but your tranny blows up with all your new "POWER" and it costs more then the truck to get it fixed:pals:
i wish that PETA would go and kill themselves!!!:5:

granted, but we all know that will never happen

i wish my kids never misbehaved

Granted but now you have nothing to complain about ; and you're bored .:lol88:

I wish I could get on a winning streak in the casino.:choochoo:

granted, u win real big, but get hit by a car while leaving the casino.

i wish my truck was running again already :argh:

granted... but in you haste of puttin it back together... you foget to fill it up with oil n you drive 2 mins n seize the engine:moon: :argh:
I wish i got payed more!

Granted.....but you can't spend monopoly money:tttt:

I wish for this week to end

Granted ......but you sleep thought the weekend.zzz

I wish I was a porn star.:c: