Granted but watch out for the avalanche behind you...:run:

I wish i was muddin on my atv

wish granted, but you are in butt mud

wish i knew where babies came from.

Granted, but you figure it out after the child support starts

I wish I had $300

wish granted, but dont drag your teeth next time....


i wish my 6.9 had a turbo.

granted but this is your turbo

The smallest turbo in the world image by jdmTRDriderpr on Photobucket
:yeah:
:5: :choochoo:
:moon:
i wish i could finish high school and at the same time work 70 hours a week

Granted.. but you only live to be 20

I wish my wheelin rig lasts longer than 10min tomorrow.

granted it lasts 10 mins 1 second :w2:
i wish i could work 70 hours a week and still live to be 70 and get a high school diploma and still go to college and still join the army:U:

granted but you clean out toilets in the army


i wish i had a diesel

granted, but it is the wonderful 5.7 olds diesel

i wish my duramax had a solid front axle

Granted, but it's a 10bolt

I wish for that olds 5.7 diesel to make a stroked 500ci gasser out of