Granted but now it poops in your yard every morning

I wish it would snow one more time before spring

Granted, but you are stuck in Florida and can't get back to enjoy it

I wish they would ban all foreign vehicles

Granted but you only own foreign vehicles....

i wish my buddys dodge wouldnt smoke so much...

granted but he totaled yours

i wish i had a new pc

Granted but its called an ABACUS

I wish global warming wasn't so cold

Granted, but it's over 100* every day and your ac in your truck and house are broken

I wish i could get a pay raise

granted but you get fired 3 days later
i wish i could figure out why my dodge wont start

Granted But then you realize its because you need a Powerstroke!
I wish they would let a couple million barrels outta the reserve so these oil prices would drop a good bit

granted but they refine it wrong and and it ruins every fuel componet in your powerstroke,
i wish wiring was easier

Granted, but they made all the wires the same color and you do it wrong anyway.
I wish pipes never freeze.