TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS ARE NEVER STOLEN
10. They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas.

9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains,syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

7. It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.

3. Top speed is only about 45 mph.

2. Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield.

1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.

 

aint that the truth

 

ive had a few farm trucks that were about like that....

 

my cousin gave me a ford that is that way...I hate the damn thing cuz I have to air up the tire every time I use it. That needs to be added to the list...it's hard to steal it without airing up at least one tire.

 

what is it??? 1/2, 3/4 2wd 4 wd????

 

hahaha, nice!

and that last tractor was HUGE!

 

i wish my family could get back into farming but i dont like the idea of starting 75K in debt and have old used equipment that breaks constantly.....

 

half ton with a 300 I6. 2wd.

 

so not worth goat spit......

 

I know it...I'm thinking about trying to sell it too some mexicans. Although my dog has come to like living underneath it.