Kill
So today i got my first kill. well it wasnt really a drag race but anyways... so im driving down the highway( 4 lane) and im in the fast lane runnin 63 mph when a Beemer pulls out in front of me and i almost bought him a new trunk to say the least. so i get over and pass him. well i switched lanes again and got right in front of him, slowed to about 35 and i sh*tcanned it. i turned the hood and fenders grey
he even turned on his windshield wipers. LMAO!! so when he got up beside me i could tell he wasnt from the U.S so he def had no clue what was coming out of my stack. so i figured i had done enough damage so i smiled and waved.... flat spots on my tires from stopping= $5, my black smoke i blew all over his car=$10, the look on his face when he got up beside me= PRICELESS
he even turned on his windshield wipers. LMAO!! so when he got up beside me i could tell he wasnt from the U.S so he def had no clue what was coming out of my stack. so i figured i had done enough damage so i smiled and waved.... flat spots on my tires from stopping= $5, my black smoke i blew all over his car=$10, the look on his face when he got up beside me= PRICELESS
I try not to blow dust(soot) on an idiot but i nearly got side swiped by some ricer who thought he could hold traction in a 45* turn. Lets just say he couldn't see for blocks. Gave him the old low rpms full throttle dust.
ya i try not to go around town smokin everybody out, but when somebody does somethin stupid i wont think twice. and zach, i have yet to get a second look by a girl. everyone i pull up beside looks over and stickes her nose in the air like what is that chrome thing in ur bed and why is it so loud.
oh well i guess.
oh well i guess.

They love it round here
in southern ohio if you have a diesel that will smoke your more than likely getting laid
... you may not want to get laid by most of them but its a possibility especially on a lonely night 
... you may not want to get laid by most of them but its a possibility especially on a lonely night 
My brother did the same thing to a beemer that was tailgating the crap out of him, he has a 99 24v with a quad adr. He slowed down and then hammered it, the guys swirved off the road and needless to say he layed off


