run with scissors. or make that a fork!

 

I give you Johnny as a child folks. Any question why he turned out like he did?

 

so my first intake upgrade was a little rough...

 

at least it'll leave a cool scar huh...always a good conversation starter. Imagine meeting your girlfriend's parents. So what's that scar there on your nose son? Well sir, thats where I impaled myself with a fork. Can I have your grandkids?

 

chicks dig scars. what's that old saying? scars are like tattoos but with better stories. something like that anyway.

 

somehow jammin a fork in your nose doesn't qualify as cool or manly. Think he went out and licked the winder when he got the fork out?

 

Looks like the kid took it pretty good.

I remember my brother caught me in the nose with a treble hook from a Trout fishing lure. My dad couldn't stop laughing. I just wanted the damn thing outta my nose!

 

Wow gonna be a cool scar. How do kids get so lucky? If that was one of us it would have ended up in our eye or ear or something.

 

it could be cool or manly. like what if he didn't actually do it himself? what if the rabid grizzly bear he was wrestling stuck in there in an attempt to distract the young fella? don't tell me you weren't wondering the same thing.