Every time I drive my wifes car, the gas light comes on.

Every time I need to drop one of at the pond there is no TP in the bathroom I am using.

When it is raining like a sum buck, it takes longer for the kids to get in the truck.

Carry on keep it going.

 

Why is it that?

The last spoon in the drawer is always dirty

When I want Chips and Salsa there are only crumbs left in the bag

 

Why is it that when I go pick up dog poop so I can mow the lawn that one of the dogs still comes along and dumps right in front of the lawn mower on lap 47 while the whole rest of the lawn is already mowed

 

why is it that every time I drive my girlfriends Ford F one fiddy I turn the key on and wait thinking she has a grid heater or glow plugs

 

why is it that every single time I sit down on the turlet at work some asshat calls me on the radio "give:

**** fire to save matches

 

Why is it when I get fuel every diesel pump has a gasser at, but all the gas pumps are empty?

 

Why is it when I go have a beer with the boys my bar tab is 50.00-60.00 and theirs is ZERO.

 

Because you have the fancy new truck?

 

Or when I am about to run out of fuel, none of the stations have Diesel.

 

Why is it that the general public still think of diesel as the 1970's crap pots?

Why is it my neighbour would rather watch me build the 140' fence then come out and offer to help?