I wanna Roll Coal
 

I am dumb

Take and put a plastic bag over your air filter. or take a razor blade and cut one of your rubber intercooler boots.





Do not do that. Rolling coal is not something u should be wanting to do.


The first thing u need to worry about is getting some gauges. Boost, pyro and fuel pressure. Then when u have that, if ur fuel pressure isn't keeping up, minimum of 7psi, I would get a air dog.

An ez is a decent chip for a stock automatic truck. When u can afford to start doing a lil to the trans (torque convertor and valve body) then u can start up grading the hp of your truck.

Go to walmart buy a pair of grannie panties go out to your truck, pop the hood, take the grocery bag the grannie panties came in and put over you intake and put the grannie panties on your head.

This is the response I give to every one who has asked the very same question, please do not be offended by this because you will be saved by the fellow members of Diesel Bombers. Here is why I gave you that response. Imagine why we have DPF, EGR, and Cat Piss in diesels now, is because the tree huggers have griped about all the diesel smoke. Now dont get me wrong Im am guilty of smokin every now and then but, do you realy want to waste all that fuel on smoke, why not turn it into usable power? yes smoke can be cool but power earns respect. You will get a similar responce from other memebers because we do not like people who abuse diesel smoke and all they have a diesel for is to smoke, we want Power and longivety out of our Diesels, With an auto tranny it will be difficult to roal coal, because the tansmission will not let you lug you engine and excessive lugging leads to premature issues to your engine. Be proud of the little smoke because it means your engine is tuned and is using fuel to make power not to produce smoke. Sorry for the little joke I gave you but Im giving the nicer reply because some members will give you a piece of thier mind, Plus I dont like people who own diesel's so they can go and smoke the whole town. I know its your truck and you can do what you damn please to it but well tell you how to roal coal after you get your hind end swallowed chewed and spit backed out... But stick around and ask us how to make my truck more efficient... And welcome to Diesel Bombers (Better Of Modified Baby) Not Better of smokein. :c:

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you beat me to it, I was writing a speech haha..

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Also my friend tell us what your truck has, and yes guages are mandatory, espicially fuel pressure because low fuel PSI leads to Injection pump death, I recommend Westach Guages but their are other great manufacturers, Build up you intake, build the tranny and replace the life pump system and then you can build your motor for power. I to have a 98 and I love the truck and its has 234K and plan on making it to 500K. Oh and straight piping your truck will benifit you in reducing EGTS and MPGS.

Gotta be fast aroun here :P

:argh: Go back to your ricer car, diesel aren't for you! :yousuck:

My god just went over this with another guy

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Yea I just read that post guess it THAT TIME OF THE MONTH FOR SMOKE THREADS!

Yeah must be, just look at his status it says: "Dumb Ass", self for filling prophecy if you ask me.

wait I need to get some popcorn and a soda

Bahahaha. I try to be nice, bit sometimes it's just like WTF.

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He changed his original post.

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I see that, at lest this one admitted it... HAHA unlike some of the other guys that throw a fit.

Easy guys

This is easy shouldve seen the war a couple a months ago I think every one dropped the f bomb on the ignorant jack weed, at least this one want to know what to do, not just smoke.

exactly he learned. Im happy.

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Me to this was easier than last time lol

smoke can be fun but it is even more fun when your turning 500+ hp!!! get a programmer. i have the quadzilla and love it. then get some 100hp injectors.then do some homeade tinkering to the turbo. you will smoke all you want but... the fun part is although your putting out smoke when your turbo catches up and it becomes a haizz you better hold on because she will buck and pin you to the seat....
!!!warning!!!
1.) fuel makes smoke and heat
2.)boost gets rid of smoke and heat
3.)heat kills your cummin

i was at that stage couple years ago. i put in a smoke switch it works fine but dont waist your time go straight to a programmer. they will make smoke when you want them to but the power becomes more important very quickly..

So did you ever get a truck..???

Well i have to admit i am glad i didnt post anything like that the first time!! :ouch: lol