I got this in a email and thought everyone else would get a laugh out of it

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,
so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,
wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for
only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that
I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor again...... ..never!!!

 

 

 

Gotta love a Cat that Sparkles

 

Just like the theme around the rest of this place ... "Better Off Modified Baby!"

 

 

 

 

somebody had to do it

 

I was just waiting for someone to say it