Diesel Bombers - THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining

to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want

your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and

stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my

breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. ***

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband

replies.I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of

toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts

larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't

it?"

He's still alive, barely, and on life support. In time, with a

great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.