Army vs Air Force vs Navy vs USMC
 

Couldnt find a place to post this so ill post here.

Four Colonels were standing around their office one day. There was one from the Army, one from the Air Force, one from the Navy, and one from the Marines. They got into an arguement about which branch had the biggest balls.

The first to try and prove this was the Navy Colonel. He walked down to the pier follwed by the others and shouted at the first Seaman he saw. " Hey sailor, jump off this pier right now." Without hesitation the Seaman plunged into the water. "See, that proves it" said the Colonel.

"That was nothing" said the Army Colonel. "Watch this." He yelled at a passing PFC, " Hey there Private! Jump in front of that moving HUMVEE!" The PFC turned and through himself into the path of the vehicle in seconds. The HUMVEE squealed to stop just short of the PFC. "Now thats balls" said the Colonel.

"Pish posh" said the Air Force Colonel. "Follow me." They walked to the flight line where F-18s were taking off. He saw an Airman running past. "Hey Airman! Lay down in front of that F-18." The Airman turned and ran to the runway where the jets were taking off. He laid down directly in the path of the next one lifting off. The jet approached at full speed and lifted off just feet away from the Airman. " Now THAT was some balls" said the Air Force Colonel quite proud of himself.

"You havent seen anything yet" said the Marine Colonel. They walked back towards thier offices as a M1 Abrams tank was beginning to roll out. The Colonel spotted a Marine Lance Corporal walking by the motor pool. "Hey there Marine," yelled the Colonel. " Jump in front of that Abrams" he said as he pointed at the tank approaching the young LCpl. The LCpl looked at the tank, back at the Colonel, thought about it, and shouted back " F*ck you sir!!"

The Marine Colonel turned to the others, their faces red with anger, and calmly said " Now that takes some balls", and walked back to his office.

-Semper Fi
USMC 2005-2011

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Im sure this will get moved as it doesnt belong in this forum.

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Oh wait, the HUMVEE was diesel!! There, its related !! :lol88:

This is one Marine who fell off the couch laughing my ass off .... ROFLMAO

Good stuff Virgil!

The Navy doesn't have Colonel's.

Haha thats a good one!!

Semper fi

No duh but the joke isnt as funny if you get nit picky like that.