The Woman And The Mechanic...Eye Yie Yie
 

That IS hilarious....and REALLY sad at the same time. :se: :se: :se:

Where can I get some blinker fluid, I think mine is low, it only blinks every other time. $30 seems cheap for Halogen fluid...must be from China:bb:

dude...wake up its everywhere. :ph:......just make sure you get the synthetic so in the winter time the blinkers dont get too slow

here it is

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...&products_id=6

Are you blinkers sluggish? Do they make an annoying ticking noise? Do they not flash fast enough? Here's your solution. Little do people know, factory quality blinker fluid should be changed every 150,000 blinks. Our blinker fluid lasts ten times that. KaleCoAuto high quality synthetic blinker fluid meets the highest DOT standards while not being in the least bit DOT legal! KaleCoAuto blinker fluid provides you with thousands of hours of reliable blinking without the wear and tear on the flash-synchro's that the other blinker fluids cause. KaleCoAuto blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity even in the most extreme situations. Why buy that old dino-blinker fluid, when you can get our unique patented synthetic formula? Satisfaction guaranteed!! For use in any car.

here is the exhaust "O" pipe too

You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!!...

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1

Two transmissions :tttt:

$75 labor to install a Cig Lighter LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont forget the metric screwdriver to remove the filler screw. :)

You have it mixed up. You'll need a metric crescent wrench and a left handed screw driver. :yeah:

lol do you use the reverse?

Dude do they make the O pipe in 4"?

Blinker fluid? WTF... I thought this post was a joke... but people actually sell/buy this stuff?!? wtf is going on in this world?

check out this octolet tailpipe

octolet tail pipe... wow, some people... lol... how bout the guy a while back, on CF I think it was, who had a 2nd gen dodge that had 4 stacks?

i have seen some one with an exhaust like that lol

Hey stop it boys........... I'll sell her a muffler bearing job for $75 (that's just rotating) and if I repack and grease the bearings its an extra $30. I worked in parts at o'reillys as a teenager and people really came after that crap........ :)

Don't forget winter is coming to the northland and we need to get that summer air out of your tires and put some fresh winter spec air in them.

You people in the south should only need to rotate the air in your tires.

:choochoo:

ita amazing huh

when I was 19-20 I was doin a compression check on a Chev gasser for my friend.......sure enough we had 1 cylender that was quite low...........I told him to go downtown to the parts store and get a can of compression, so he headed out. I called the parts store real quick and told em what was up so when John showed up they did some fancy calculation and told him he needed exactly 7.2 oz of liwuid compression ......they filled a generic jug with some windshield wiper fluid and just gave it to him................John shows back up and tell me we need to do 7.2 oz so I handed him a funnel and he jams it in the sparkplug hole and is goin for it...........I had to stop him from pourin the shit in there.........he was serious :argh:


another one is I have the Fass on my truck and it is noisy, when ya turn the key on it buzzes pretty good before ya start it up...............a guy at work asked me what that was and I told him my preluber................they all think I have a preluber now :w2:

Hehehe I pulled that muffler bearing joke on a guy that was trying to date me.......... he's like oh so you're in diesel school........well I'm a real mechanic I manage such and suchs in Fort Worth. I was like ok..... I don't have a lot of time to work on my truck so if I need something I'll call you. About a week later I called him while he was at work and he put me on speaker so he could try to make himself look good for his buddies and I was like man Mike, my exhaust is making a hellacious racket and I think it's my muffler bearings what would ya'll charge to rotate the muffler bearings on a 96 ram 1500 4X4 with a 5.9. I mean I know it's unusual but they're rattling and I think they need to be packed and greased, I'd get new ones but you know how high the dodge house is on stuff like that and then he was like oh yeah yeah I know what you're talking about (totally convinced by my line of bs) and then there was a long pause at the other end of the line and he was like I can't............I don't know how yet. All the guys in the shop knew I was setting him up and they were laughing their asses off. I couldn't hold it in and I wanted the guy to go away so I just hung up. Never heard from him again. Guess all the hell he got from his employees kept him from showing off (I mean showing his ass) anymore :)

Nicely played, lass. Nicely played. :U:

haha good one dieseltechchick.... I laughed so hard when i seen this ad..........Seen it a couple weeks ago... man does she make some girls look dumb............. or is it her ol mans fault for not teaching her......... whos her daddy.????:ph:

ya gotta get em somehow :)

:lol: lol

I'm rotten dangerous........ya might wanna warn those guys coming out of the wood work to watch out for me :)

Oh DAMN thats right!!! :argh::map:

Well, just the fact that you know Skipp tells alot. :lol:

Aww Skipp's not a bad guy is he?????????

Nope he isn't...:)

Didn't think so

Tracy is just an idiot....:tttt:

it is sad but true.. the clerk at work brought her car in for maintence.. she wanted the antifreeze changed.. the flushed her cooling system.. she came back upset because they didn't "change the anti freeze" and no matter how many time we and the mechanic told her that a flush included changing the fluid she wouldn't believe us ...

She took it to another mechanic and had it changed the next day...