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Miss Minded 10-22-2007 02:16 PM

Cute Dog+Baby Instructions
 
ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...79/Other/1.jpg


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...79/Other/2.jpg


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...79/Other/3.jpg
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw
slide' easier.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...79/Other/4.jpg


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...79/Other/5.jpg

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.

shortmansyndrome 10-22-2007 02:40 PM

I like it. :U::U::U:

Johnny Cetane 10-22-2007 02:46 PM

that' hilarious!!! it's cool seeing that big ass dog be so gently to something that fragile. :up:

dmaxjenn 10-22-2007 02:48 PM

awww good shots..lol..

sunsetsky 10-22-2007 02:55 PM

sooo cute!!

RSWORDS 10-22-2007 03:01 PM

It's always nice to see a pic of DM and his kid!



lol

shortmansyndrome 10-22-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by RSWORDS (Post 65686)
It's always nice to see a pic of DM and his kid!



lol



lol lol lol

LOGANSTANFORTH 10-22-2007 03:31 PM

cute, very cute. i would say that dog would probably hurt someone badly that tried to harm the kid from the looks of it. kids got a best friend for life......

DazedandConfused 10-22-2007 03:43 PM

I hope our new puppy is like that with my daughter. She loves him and he loves her so I guess we will see.


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