mama test
THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and Started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; You don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And probably has germs,' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me With total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff.... It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.' 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face. When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mama. |
:tu: Thats funny
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