Tear Gas
 

anyone know where i can get some tear gas of something similar??

www.JLUSA.com I just bought the wife a set of running hand weights with gas in the ends of em for her joggin trips.

thanks. i'm looking for something that i can pull a pin, press a button, flip a switch, etc and toss or place in the area and walk away.

well, that didn't have what i was looking for.

next :pc:

I dont even want to know why you want a set.

i don't necessarily need a SET. 1 would do...3 would be about right though.

You won't find the bombs anymore unless you are a licensed law enforcement agency. The feds made em illegal. Only hand activated devices are allowed now.

well, WTF. stupid feds. it's my house i should be allowed to do what i want.

any other ideas that are somewhat safe to use indoors??

buckshot?


lol


what are you trying to do?

buckshot will leave holes. i just need to leave a warning....maybe more than once.

Johnny, your scarin me a lil on this one

i got a friend that pops in from time to time to help me with stuff around the house or to have me help him on his vehicles. we usually stay up half the night drinking but he don't wake up the next day until about 1 in the afternoon. it doesn't matter how hard i beat on the door either. i've pulled him outta bed by his toes, poured water on him, hell i even crawled in with him once. he still don't get up on time.

so i wanna lock the cats, dogs, and wife in our bedroom and set off some tear gas or something in the guest room to get him outta bed. figure if i lock him in there till it clears up the house should be ok. even gonna put a towel across the bottom of the door.

yeah, see i got this all figured out....

just need supplies.

:pc:

You don't wanna use gas for that, you won't get the stink out for weeks. If you wanna leave him a surprise go out to his truck and turn everything on. Turn the stereo up all the way, the windsheild wipers on high the fan on high, he won't know which end is up when he turns that key and he's still half asleep.

done it. i've also saran wrapped (vaseline covered) the doorway so he gets a face full of vaseline when he gets up, leaned an ironing board against the door so it'd smash his toes when he opened it, tied his jackets/pants/shirts in knots, rolled his vehicle into the street and refused to move it (which worked pretty good until the neighbors complained)......

i dunno. it's gotten to the point that it's not even so important the he wakes up but that i find out what it's going to take to get him outta bed.

Two options:

1. Pay a female stripper. Have the girl enter his room and proceed to do a striptease. Then have the girl seductively walk out of the room, and he'll follow.

2. Pay a male stripper. Make sure he's a buff dude. Have the man enter his room, and then proceed do a striptease on his bed. While you're taking pictures.

those are good ideas. i could use his own money to pay for them too.

i really want something chemical though. it just screams "good idea, johnny"...

WHATABUDDYUCKER.

I got a few trip flares left over from the old days.

Next time ya'll workin on somethin and he busts his knuckles turnin a wrench, take some alcohol and pour it on the cut while he's sleepin. That'll get his ass up

trip flares ya say?? think those would hurt the house???


that's just SOP around us. someone's always getting whacked with something. i got him across the thigh with a piece of hi pressure fuel line last weekend. :up: that was because he stepped on my forearm while i was putting a radiator hose on the 4runner and wouldn't get off.

I can get ya a sample bottle of H2S ........its 850,000 pmm.........crack the valve and toss it in there

Johnny, when you told me you were unhappy about the tear gas I just thought you were being a disgrunteled american I had no idea you were going to use it on "the help". You are a cruel man. :U:

have you tried firecrackers in a pan with a lid on it to contain the crap as it explodes?

Ben, good idea, but take the firecracker and put it in his hand and light it, that's bound to make him jump up:bomb:

I am using airhorns at work as an alarm system, trust me a short blast of one of these babies and he will hit the ceiling.....

http://www.safetycentral.com/safsounair.html

Im sure between you and I we could come up with some bump gas....even if he doesnt wake up he will think he shit the bed lol lol :poak:

well i have always been fond of an enigneer tactic which you need a couple complete mre heaters 12 oz gatoraide bottle duct tape and tabasco if used in a house get the wife, kidsand pets out first. tear open the heater packs (get the ones that you can pull out the packs. empty packs in to DRY gatoraide bottle, have tape already to the leangth of the bottle long ways got to go completely around it to hold the cap on good, pour tabasco in to bowl use a dropper or turkey baster for next step. while standin outside the room pour table spoon or so of tabasco in to gatoraide bottle with powder for m heater packs replace lid tape down drop in can QUICKLY PLACE IN ROOM RUN AND CLOSE DOOR wait till loud bang give a min or so and there ya have home made tear gas

put some peanut better on him in some odd locations and let the dog loose...

and get the camera out!

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one of my buddy's passed out one time and we shaved his eye brows off.

hydorgen sulfide? i don't wanna kill him, just scare the living piss outta him. literally doing it is fine. we have a matress cover for the nephew.:U:


i guess this is out. the wife told me last night no explosives can go off in the house.

this is interesting.... very interesting. think those hand/foot heater packets you buy for hunting will work for this?


what about those pepper-mace balls the cops are always shooting at people?? anybody know where i can get some of them? they should work in my paintball gun.

Now theres a good idea....he can leave in an Hurse...:ha:

TOO MUCH INFO...!!!!!!

I wish I had 10 cents for everytime Ive heard that ! :ha:

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.........Duhhhh

heeeelllooooo ^^^^^^^



good thing she's not including my pecker in on the ruling. i hate having sex on the deck.