Meet My Mistress
 

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks
away.
His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?'
'Oh,' replies the husband, 'she's my mistress.'
'Well, that's the last straw,' says the wife. 'I've had enough,
I want a divorce.'
'I can understand that,' replies her husband, 'but remember, if
we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips
to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no
more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club, but
the decision is yours.'
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm.
'Who's that woman with Jim?' asks the wife.
'That's his mistress,' says her husband.
'Ours is prettier,' she replies

lol lol lol

Now that's funny!lol

Miss Minded

i thought it was too but wasn't going to say so... oh wait...

Hadn't heard that in a while still cracks me uplol

That's a good one. I don't think my wife would take it that well.:madd::madd::madd::numb::numb::numb:

Nice one, pretty funny right thar :D

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