Greetings fellow Bizarros
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Sure, in the United States we have law suits when teenage lesbians aren't allowed to take each other to the high school prom, but in Great Britain the education system is so screwed up they have torturing children down to a science. On the one hand you have the story of a five-year-old kindergartener who climbed a tree in his school yard and refused to come down. Due to the school's strict health and safety policy the teachers were prohibited from helping him down. Instead, staff followed guidelines and retreated inside the school building to "observe from a distance" so the child would not get "distracted and fall". It took 45 minutes before a passer-by noticed the child in the tree and helped him down. And for her trouble the head teacher of the school reported her to the police for tres- passing. Meanwhile, at the middle school level, health and safety policy apparently dictates that the school should emotionally and psychologically torture the students. An "exercise" at a middle school in Worcestershire began when pupils heard that there was a gun in the school. Five minutes later the alarm bell sounded and more than 300 were sent outside and saw three teachers running across the field. They saw a "gunman" in the distance and heard what sounded like gunfire before seeing one of the teachers fall to the ground. Colleagues appeared to attempt to resuscitate him. It was all part of a big role-playing scenario designed to teach the children about forensic science, but by the time teachers got the kids all back in the school's auditorium to explain everything, many of them were already frightened, crying and some even getting sick in the bathrooms. Which is ridiculous! Why should witnessing a brutal murder frighten ten and eleven-year-olds to the point of being sick? Anyway, parents complained, understandably, and in response the school promised that in the future they will tone down their mock murders. So it's all taken care of! Bizarrely, Lewis P.S. Now You Can Follow BIZARRE NEWS on TWITTER: Bizarre News (MyBizarreNews) on Twitter |
the whole world is going crazy :s::s:
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-------- Prison warns convict over fart 'attacks' -------- MALMO, Sweden - The warden of a Swedish jail said a prisoner received an official warning for using flatulence to express his discontent about his situation. Anders Eriksson, warden of the Kirseberg prison in Malmo, said guards filed numerous complaints against the 21-year-old prisoner, whose name was not reported, alleging "a series of concerted attacks" in the form of constant wind-break- ing, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported. "I have worked within the prisons and probation service since 1986 and I have never experienced a situation where behavior of this sort has led to punishment," Eriksson said in an interview with Sweden's Metro newspaper. Authorities said the prisoner offered an explanation for his behavior. "I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there. So I went over to the guards instead," he was quoted as saying. The prisoner was issued an official warning and could face punishment for any future attacks of intentional flatulence, Eriksson said. SALT LAKE CITY - Police in Utah said a kitchen knife- wielding teenager whose attempt to rob a store failed ran off after asking a clerk not to call police or tell his mother. Salt Lake City police said teen brought items from the Maverik store to the counter and maneuvered to behind the counter while the clerk was ringing up the goods, KTVX-TV, Salt Lake City, reported. Police said the suspect attempted to hold a kitchen knife to the clerk's neck, but the worker turned around and knocked the teenager to the floor. The clerk told police the teenager pleaded with him before fleeing without the knife. "Don't call the cops, I will pay," the suspect was quoted as saying, "don't tell my mom." The worker told police the teenager fled the scene on foot. |
if i was in prison in sweden they would be locking me up in isolation all the time :w2:
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Man, they sure raise a bunch of pu$$ies in GB. :pca1:
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:argh:
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