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handymanherb 03-25-2010 04:17 PM

Will I Live to see 80?
 
Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60..)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'
No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a dam?

DB Admin 03-25-2010 05:00 PM

:D

ArizonaRedneck 03-25-2010 05:20 PM

that aint no bull lol lol

diesel pap 03-25-2010 05:24 PM

:jump:

w-dmax 03-25-2010 06:50 PM

:lol88:


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