Just say no
 

There can be only one...crazy mother running up and down the
halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in
Tennessee. Other states may have higher limits.

The whole issue started with two second grade girls getting
into a fight and spitting on each other. As happens with this
kind of thing the parents were called. Little did the school
know that the mother of little Aaliyyah Price is the legendary
Highlander.

32-year-old Toni Price went to the school to confront the
parents of the girl who spit on her daughter, but the girl's
parents wasn't there.

According to court records, Toni Price ended up inside the
school where an employee reported a drunk woman was armed with
a sword running through the halls of the school. She told
police Price was threatening to cut her.

Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black walking
cane in which a long sharp blade is concealed.

Price told police she drank a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45
before going to the school. She's charged with aggravated
assault, having a weapon on school property and being a
pompous Spanish peacock.

40 and a sword. nice.